Adam – Really tempted to keep Travis Shaw

Alex – Joe Blanton got a save?  Pick him up!

Carr – Enjoying the High Life wherever he goes

Carson – He definitely wants to deal Kris Bryant, hit him up

Hickey – Leader of the Kim Jong Phil Cosby regime

Ike – Has a Mike Trout memorial shrine

Joe – I heard he’s related Yasiel Puig

JP – This is pretty much what he wants in a trade

Neighbah – Please stop giving this guy all your draft picks!

OD – Don’t worry guys, he can’t rig this draft

Phil – Does he still know what he’s doing?  Probably not.

Scotty – Seriously, JP; leave Scotty alone…