Adam – Posts twice a year, usually pretty pissed

Alex – Optimistic in baseball, not in life

Carr – Token Yankees fan, he don’t want your Red Sox

Carson – He’s pretty sure he knows what he’s doing

Hickey – He don’t want your scrubs

Ike – Can’t imagine life without Mike Trout

Joe – He’ll take your first born for Puig

JP – This is pretty much what he wants in a trade

Neighbah – He wants your draft picks

OD – Want to know about Tommy John?  Ask him

Phil – One handsome SOB, nothing else to say

Scotty – How’d you come in 2nd with that team?